My dad lets me play video games whenever I want to when I'm at his house
and he's having a special time with his girlfriend
but mommy says video games rot the brain and daddy's girlfriend is a bad influence
because she dances on poles for a living.
We wanted to name her Shahbo Beebo but Mr. Flaherty already said her name was Meeja
and if we called her a different name, she'll get confused
and sometimes she like makes very big poop.
It's Meatless Monday.
I spilled the glue.
We lost in capture the flag.
I would like use a laser beam and blast the wall to smithereens.
Ms. Halstrom has flash drives if you need one.
Mr. Flaherty would always run into her classroom if he needed one.